Today is the one day that everyone is Irish. So break out your green, so strangers won’t be pinching you (unless you like that sort of thing, you freak).
Do I really need to tell you what to do? Not today I don’t. Just roll yourself up to an Irish bar and order a pint of Guinness. Sounds fun, huh?. To me, this is like any other day.
So be safe and drink responsibly.
